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1) What gender are you?
Spyduck: Gentleman?
Neanderchu: man.

2) What is your age?
Spyduck: Older than you'd expect, hoho.
Neanderchu: 150.000 years old. not sure why still alive, either.

3) Do you want a hug?
Spyduck: Oh, please. Let's skip the foreplay, shall we?
Neanderchu: hug good.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Spyduck: *lights cigarette* No.
Neanderchu: people say neanderchu sometimes violent

5) What is your favorite food?
Spyduck: Cornish game hen.
Neanderchu: aerodactyl rock stew.

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Spyduck: Vanilla, I suppose?
Neanderchu: neanderchu hate ice.

7) Are you a virgin?
Spyduck: Need I even answer this question?
Neanderchu: uh.

8) Have you killed anyone?
Spyduck: It's what I do.
Neanderchu: i hit people with club and then i eat.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Spyduck: Yes, but luckily, none of them are still alive.
Neanderchu: neanderchu hate ice.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Spyduck: Each one would drive you mad. MAD!
Neanderchu: neanderchu ate school after not graduating, setting back evolution by thousands of years. don't tell.

11) What is your favorite season?
Spyduck: Fall, when nature provides excellent cover and a romantic scene.
Neanderchu: not winter. neanderchu supposedly hate ice.

12) Who are your best friends?
Spyduck: That would be the fair ladies of Team Goldeneye.
Neanderchu: neanchu is only friend that neanderchu not eat.

13) What are your hobbies?
Spyduck: Why don't you ask your attractive female relatives?
Neanderchu: hunting and walks on beach.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Spyduck: *clears throat* Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Neanderchu: neanderchu drink water.

15) When is your birthday?
Spyduck: August 25.
Neanderchu: no idea. neanderchu born before calendar invent.

16) What age did you die?
Spyduck: ...I beg your pardon?
Neanderchu: ugh.

17) Are you nice or mean?
Spyduck: That would depend on your gender and overall attractiveness.
Neanderchu: neanderchu nice. neanderchu smash your skull with club if you not agree.

18) What do you think of your creator?
Spyduck: As long as he stays out of my way...
Neanderchu: neanderchu try to draw creator on rock once. it not worked.

19) What is your weakness?
Spyduck: Like I would reveal such a thing in public, please.
Neanderchu: hungry. also ground attacks.

20) How long can you stay under water?
Spyduck: I am a duck, you know.
Neanderchu: neanderchu can only count up to 6 on fingers, but for longer than that.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Spyduck: I smoke and save beautiful women. The rest is private. Hohoho.
Neanderchu: EAT.

22) Do you love someone?
Spyduck: I can't really tell. I might upset someone, you know.
Neanderchu: what is love.

23) Does that person love you back?
Spyduck: They will after I glance at them.
Neanderchu: *picks nose*

24) Do you like me?
Spyduck: No.
Neanderchu: you look tasty.

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Spyduck: Isn't this the same as question 21?
Neanderchu: hunt and then EAT.

26) At night?
Spyduck: That part is private.
Neanderchu: sleep. also EAT.

27) Do you like meatballs?
Spyduck: What does this even mean...? I suppose they're not bad?
Neanderchu: neanderchu like meat.

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Spyduck: Who?
Neanderchu: it still meat. neanderchu like meat.

29) Are you gay?
Spyduck: Please. The only thing I'll ever stick up a man's backside is a knife.
Neanderchu: *tries to lick his own elbow*

30) DoucheSayWhat?
Spyduck: Oldest one in the book.
Neanderchu: what?

31) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
Spyduck: Open the closet, maybe?
Neanderchu: EAT the other person.

32) Wow, really?
Spyduck: Does that really take a genius to figure out?
Neanderchu: *nom*

33) What is your place of origin?
Spyduck: Waterfall Cave, supposedly.
Neanderchu: west asia.

34) Who are your parents?
Spyduck: My mother was a Psyduck. My father was some sort of agent. I forget his name.
Neanderchu: heidelbergchu and rhodesienchu.

35) Are you wearing underwear right now?
Spyduck: All I need is my scarf.
Neanderchu: all neanderchu need is coat.

36) What’s your occupation?
Spyduck: Leader of Team Goldeneye, among other things.
Neanderchu: neanderchu unemployed, neanderchu can't find job in this crummy economy.

37) What makes you unique?
Spyduck: Who has ever seen a duck with this much style?
Neanderchu: neanderchu intelligent with dazzling smile. durh.